Friday, March 03, 2006

Unfriendly Exchange

The bad news just won't stop this week. My colleague Sämi really plans to cut down on his biweekly exercise during summer. He is going to replace his Wolf Push Cylinder Mower with its 5 blades made of hardened special steel with a soulless electrical mower.



Why on earth is he doing this? Doesn't he know that Push Cylinder Mowers are just so much friendlier? They are...
  • back friendly, because they are light.
  • neighbour friendly, because they are quiet
  • environmentally friendly, because they rely on human pushing power.
  • grass friendly, because reel mowers cut the grass like scissors, leaving a fine spray of cuttings as mulch for your yard, rotary mowers tear the grass
  • wallet friendly, because they are cheaper in both purchase and maintenance
  • health friendly, because they provide free exercise.

2 comments:

Toño said...

A friedly one is he not, not even to loose a word of him being ecological or mother nature friend;)

Unknown said...

I guess it's easy with a small lawn but when you own a lot of land, that just would never cut it!